I'm working on captions for my April Fool's photos. These photos will live for twenty-four hours on Finder Not Keeper's home page on April 1. Above is one of the photos I'll be featuring. I'd love help from you clever people to supply a caption. Make fun of the bunnies. Or the flowers. (The whole collage will be available for sale next week.)

There's only one rule. Don't hold back. Leave your suggestion in the comments below. For examples from last year, scroll to the bottom. 

Be aware that swear words don't bother me. Because I am modern. Like my mom. One evening a few years ago, she called me on the phone.