I'm working on captions for my April Fool's photos. These photos will live for twenty-four hours on Finder Not Keeper's home page on April 1. Above is one of the photos I'll be featuring. I'd love help from you clever people to supply a caption. Make fun of the bunnies. Or the flowers. (The whole collage will be available for sale next week.)
There's only one rule. Don't hold back. Leave your suggestion in the comments below. For examples from last year, scroll to the bottom.
Be aware that swear words don't bother me. Because I am modern. Like my mom. One evening a few years ago, she called me on the phone.
Mom: Your father and I have come to a decision.
Me: Oh? Regarding...
Mom: We have decided to start using the 'f' word.
Me: What?!
Mom: Yes. Times have changed, Mithra. The 'f' word doesn't mean what it used to mean. We think that we need to adapt. There are words that our generation used to say and some of these words are no longer acceptable. Which is the way it should be. Like the 'n' word. I'm so glad that society no longer allows the use of that disgusting word. At the same time, there are words which used to be vulgar but which now are not. Like the 'f' word. Your father and I hear the 'f' word being used in all the films we see and we don't mind it anymore. We think it's funny.
Me: So shall we practice?
Mom: Yes! Let's!
Anyway, drop your comment below. Thanks for f'ing away your Friday with me!
