We were at Wormsloe Plantation (above), remarking on the flora and fauna along the Skidaway Narrows when I noticed a girl, probably thirteen or so, standing nearby. I screamed at her, "Watch out!" She didn't flinch. Not even her eyelids moved. 

"Did it work?" I asked her, referring to her hiccups and my attempt to startle them away. 

To which my husband said, "You mean did you convince her you're crazy? Yes. Yes it worked." 

She looked at my husband. She looked at me. And then she hiccuped.